Hello Mr.Marck,
I have a pest problem at work.No it’s not the 2 legged kind of pest but the 4 legged kind. I hear tell that you are an expert on squirrels. Here is my problem.We recently discovered that we have a squirrel living under the refrigerator in our warehouse. So as not to cause any harm,we have taken him outside 3 times, but the little critter just keeps coming back in. All he does all day is scamper across the warehouse floor looking for morcels of left over food that the sloppy sales people drop on the floor. Would it be considered inhumane to drop kick him across the parking lot, or should we just let him live in our warehouse and make a good pet out of him? We have thought about trapping him in a sales office with a certain salesperson and cut the lights off and see what happens. What are your thoughts?
Signed,
Jethro from Gobblers Knob
gobblers knob..... i was in proximity of that place ... just a couple months ago....... in search of a pint of ...human ethanol as it were.... now anybody what gots a job.... they gonna have pest problemos..... .and you got that right... I am bona fide squirrel expert well-knowledged...... i truly do not know how any human bein..... with any amount of decency.... would go field goal on one of earths tiniest critters....( even tho they just be Bushytailedtreeclimbinnuteatinwastesoffur) ............. i would suggest..... that you dropkick them poodlewalkin.... ... patent leather size 15 shoe lickin... food droppin.... "sales"people across the parkin lot.... tell em to go home and ...... and smack their mammies........ and that lights out lock-up thing......now that would depend on the "sales"person....... probably one or two of them there... that would kinda like the attention..... hope this helps...
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