Dear Old Mister Marck:
Down here where we live, our neighbor's pets are causing damage to our landscaping and our curb appeal. My wife and I thought perhaps you could help.
Yours, Bubber
Paris, Texas
Yes .... yes ... Bubber my man... i have done... i mean i have spent time in that part of texas ..... that bein said ... i think i might be correct on this one ... your neighbors pets is more than likely... armadllios ... and/or ... lizards or rodents of equal size ... your double-wide in the dust ... probably needs some aereatin and irragatin and fertilizin ... trust me ... dont worry bout it ... tell mrs. bubber ... (when she gets out) ... that you gots a plan .... hope this helps |
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