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Dear Old Mister Marck,
I graduated from college almost 1 1/2 years ago and I still don't have a job. What would you recommend I go into, with a degree in English and American Literature?
Avalon in Tennessee

well  ms  avalon ... based  on  that  information ....i  think  you  should  go  into .....  the  closest  beer  store .....get  a  18 pack ..... go  to  a  safe  place .... drink  the  contents.... that  should  ease  your  worryin ...... although ... knew  a  feller  once  degreed  up  similarly (alledgedly) ...... he  went  to  puttin  down  floors...   cant  say  how  that  worked  out  for  him .... hope  this  helps