Thursday, 21 April 2011

Relocation Inquiries

Dear Old Mister Marck
I'm thinking  perhaps of relocating to the  Southeast.  I am an avid equestrian. Would you recommend  Tennessee or Kentucky  as the  most horse-friendly  state? 
Mo in Jersey


well ma'am you have asked a very good  quandry...... i myself am a libra..... if  you be a aquestrianist ...... i  guess  you  cant  help  that......but....as  far  as  bein  horsey.... all i  know about them  is.....they are 1200#s of  malicious hairy beasts ...... only put on this earth to do bodily harm to mankind ...... so i  reckon you can use your own good judgement on that ...... did  used to sell horse feed  years ago now that  you mention it ..... hope  this  helps

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